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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 22:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lawsuit says mayor called people who opposed Buc-ee's project 'terrorists' - 9News

Thumbs down again.

No way

So they tried

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Still no good

Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

How to take pictures of the Northern Lights with Google Pixel and other Android phones - 9to5Google

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to